Funny quotes on internet dating

14-Sep-2016 16:31

If you don't believe us, listen to these bon mots and anecdotes about finding love on the web...

This page contains information about the famous top 100 funny quotes in many aspects, such as quotes about stupid, amusing, or clever people, quotes that are entertaining, hilarious and hysterical, or simply ridiculous and silly.

John Bytheway I had a few dating disasters along the way with girls cheating on me.

One girl was the inspiration for me singing ' Cry Me A River' on ' The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful.

We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings.

We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.

Sometimes it seems to me that the highest density of freaks is concentrated on dating sites: just imagine a girl who asks guys to rank her on a scale “from one to penguin” or a guy having tattoo of a half-naked woman that covers his entire back.

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To all the sisters who reached out and held my hand in whatever way you could, who cried my tears with me, and laughter my laughter too, I thank every one of you.the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s). Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life.Our pickiness will probably increase.”“Above all, Internet dating has helped people of all ages realize that there’s no need to settle for a mediocre relationship.”From "A Million First Dates How online romance is threatening monogamy" in January/February 2013” ― Dan Slater, “Having a date with someone other than your ex-wife after being a married man for more than twenty five years was an important occasion alright, but wearing a tie she bought with such strong emotional value attached to it was a form of cowardice, a subconscious reluctance to let go.” ― Vann Chow, tags: after-it-ends, american, ashamed, coward, cowardice, dating, divorce, emotional-value, ex, ex-wife, japan, letting-go, letting-of-the-past, love, marriage, moving-forward, old-couple, online-dating, relationship-quotes, shamefulness, tie, tokyo, undying-love, wake-up, white-man-and-the-pachinko-girl “You see that girl, she looks so happy right? But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside.Comedian Ryan Hamilton expressed his frustrations with online dating in that same Telegraph article: “My friends said if you’re not involved in one of these online dating services, you’re just gonna get left behind socially, you know. It’s as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself.“Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. For women everywhere: When you know you are finally mended, spread the word, hold out your hand, share some love from your heart and some laughter from your soul and be there for a new member of the sisterhood who needs your help.

To all the sisters who reached out and held my hand in whatever way you could, who cried my tears with me, and laughter my laughter too, I thank every one of you.the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s). Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life.Our pickiness will probably increase.”“Above all, Internet dating has helped people of all ages realize that there’s no need to settle for a mediocre relationship.”From "A Million First Dates How online romance is threatening monogamy" in January/February 2013” ― Dan Slater, “Having a date with someone other than your ex-wife after being a married man for more than twenty five years was an important occasion alright, but wearing a tie she bought with such strong emotional value attached to it was a form of cowardice, a subconscious reluctance to let go.” ― Vann Chow, tags: after-it-ends, american, ashamed, coward, cowardice, dating, divorce, emotional-value, ex, ex-wife, japan, letting-go, letting-of-the-past, love, marriage, moving-forward, old-couple, online-dating, relationship-quotes, shamefulness, tie, tokyo, undying-love, wake-up, white-man-and-the-pachinko-girl “You see that girl, she looks so happy right? But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside.Comedian Ryan Hamilton expressed his frustrations with online dating in that same Telegraph article: “My friends said if you’re not involved in one of these online dating services, you’re just gonna get left behind socially, you know. It’s as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself.“Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. For women everywhere: When you know you are finally mended, spread the word, hold out your hand, share some love from your heart and some laughter from your soul and be there for a new member of the sisterhood who needs your help.Guys’ number one fear with online dating is turning up at their date and the girl is a bit bigger than her picture — chubby.