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26-Dec-2016 16:20

Of course, dating an Asian girl is very different from dating your typical Nancy or Betty.So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man's Guide to Dating Asian Girls.Which is disappointing, because they are really adorable. According to folklore, good kids get their stockings filled.Bad kids get a bag of ashes and a beating from good old Saint Nick. Once you marry a German, the holiday season will never be the same again.

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Be warned, most of those german who like black women are perverts.

Yes, we all implicitly know what's going on here -- why else did America go to war in two Asian countries last century? Us girls all like to pretend that we're your first Far East foray.

STEP THREE: The Relationship If you get to the point now where you're dating an Asian girl, you better understand where she's coming from.

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My wife is a scalding hot German woman with two master’s degrees and a smile so stunning it could stop your heart. I have absolutely no motivation to give out dating advice, especially when it might help young German men get a little extra honey on their stingers.

As I’ve been observed, German guys have high manners in public places.